HAHA
- one third of me: I want a boyfriend so much, relationships are so cute aw
- one third of me: sex sex sex I want sex fuck relationships lets be slutty lol
- one third of me: fuck everyone I hate people kill yourselves
last day of school
- other people: OMG im gonna miss all of you so much :'(((
- me: adios bitchachos
pahahahah
- when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
- when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
- when i want to kiss you: i look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly i am and that i'll die with 80 cats, approximately
i’m going to wear heelys in public and whenever someone makes fun of me i will skate away and say “catch ya later, loser”
lmfao what the fuck i’m laughing way too hard at this
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